Being an apologetic person, I just wrote to Superpages, admitting my mistake about the time stamp problem.
AND THE AUTO-MESSAGE THAT CAME BACK FROM THEIR SERVER HAS THE WRONG TIME ON IT!!!!!
So now I've solved the problem for the NetAge generated messages...but not for the ones coming from my email provider. Everyone else who loves me: please send me a message right now so I can prove, yet again, that this really truly is not my problem.